JOKES OF THE DAY....

Wife:_ 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' _
Hubby:_ 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.' _
Wife:_ 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' _
Hubby:_ 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
there be greater than this one?'

National Executive Committee Of PDP Expels Nwodo And Then He "Resigns"

Nwodo

Deposed former chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party , Okwezilieze Nwodo, has been expelled from the  Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). The former chairman of the party was expelled via a motion moved by deputy national chairman of the PDP, Dr. Haliru Muhammed Bello, at an emergency national executive committee meeting summoned by the party for the purpose of addressing the conduct of the national chairman at the PDP national convention last Thursday.


The emergency meeting which started before noon in Abuja today had a single agenda. It was a memo raised by Dr. Bello addressed to NEC calling for the removal of Nwodo for bringing the party to "disrepute" contrary to article 12 of the PDP constitution.  The memo accused Nwodo of attempting to forcefully preside over the PDP national convention. The memo further relied on a resolution of the PDP Southeast caucus passing a vote of no confidence on Nwodo yesterday.

The motion to expel Nwodo was unanimously adopted by a simple majority of NEC. But in a dramatic fashion the former chairman resurfaces after the motion for his expulsion was carried, he then tenders a letter of resignation which led NEC to water-down its action. His resignation was accepted and NEC referred the matter of his conduct to the party's disciplinary committee.

Nwodo was removed by an Enugu state high court last week by way of an interim injunction which effectively prevented him from participating in the PDP convention. However, he later stormed the convention venue sand tried to take over the convention activities midway into the speech by his deputy.

Voter Registration Day 4: INEC DDC Machine Stolen

Barely  four days into the registration of eligible voters across the country,  there are reports that some of the Direct Data Capture Machines used by the  Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) for the exercise have been stolen and taken to unknown places .

It was gathered that the machines were distributed to members of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) who work with the Commission as ad-hoc  registration officers.  But yesterday, a member of the Lagos State House of Assembly, Hodewu Avoseh, raised an alarm on the floor of the House that the  machines were already being hijacked within the state. - P.M News

This our obodo Nigeria eh...

JOKES OF THE DAY....

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
**head** with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon
re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again._ _
Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!!*

JOKES OF THE DAY....

An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to Celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary.
We've had a wonderful life together, full of Contentment and blessings. But there's something I've Always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

"She hesitates a moment, then says, "Yes, 3 times, "Three times? How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were so Broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our Little house?"

"Yes, that was really a terrible time," replies the Man.

Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the Banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?"

"That's hard to take" the man says "but I guess it really was for us, so I can forgive you."
"What was the second time?""Well," she continued, "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?"

"Yes of course" the man replies.

"Then you will remember that right after I went to See the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she Explained.

"That's true," Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, but I do understand that you did it out of love for me and I forgive you.

"So, what was the third time?"

Marsha lowers her head and says, " Sidney , do you remember when you ran for Country Club President and you needed 62 more votes?"

The man fainted

RONALDINHO SIGNS FOR FLAMENGO

FOOTBALL: Flamengo have confirmed the signing of Blackburn target Ronaldinho from AC Milan. (More)

I pay my American lecturers one million dollars per month — Atiku

American lecturers at the American University of Nigeria, owned by the former vice-president and now presidential aspirant, Atiku Abubakar, earn one million dollars per month.
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Genevieve Nnaji pregnant for D'banj?

This is the cover of news of the people magazine published in Lagos Nigeria this week. One of the major stories talked about the story of pregnancy rumour trailing star actress, Genevieve Nnaji.
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Lionel Messi wins World Footballer of the Year 2011

Argentinian soccer star and Barcelona FC striker, Lionel Messi, was crowned the best player in the world for the second year running at an award ceremony that took place today in Germany.

The 23-year-old footballer scored an astounding 60 goals last year while playing for both his club team and his country.

I was rooting for Xavi. Oh well, congrats to Messi.

BECKHAM UNDERGOES SPURS MEDICAL

Jos again! 4 killed, 9 injured, vehicles burnt, CPC congress bloody

The city of Jos, Plateau State, once again erupted on Saturday, following the disappearance of nine people believed to have been waylaid and killed while returning from a wedding in Mangu Local Government Area of the state.

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HENRY RETURNS!

France international Thierry Henry has begun a Major League Soccer off-season training spell with his former club Arsenal today.

NO GUARANTEES FOR STURRIDGE: ANCELLOTI

Carlo Ancelotti has refused to guarantee Daniel Sturridge a run in the Chelsea side. (More)

David and Victoria Beckham expecting baby No.4

Their rep confirmed the news today Sun January 9th, saying:

"David  and Victoria Beckham are delighted to confirm they are expecting their fourth child in the summer. Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz are very excited about the arrival of their new brother or sister."

Congrats to them.

Drunken policeman kills two brothers cos of N20, then receives jungle justice

Wednesday, 05 January 2011 11:28

The sleepy community of Ikirun, headquarters of Ifelodun local government area of Osun State, was yesterday thrown into pandemonium following killing of two brothers by policemen at a checkpoint.

Following a reprisal attack by the mob, the police constable who fired the shot over a demand of N20 which the motorcyclist refused to part with, was also murdered while some policemen, including the Divisioanl Police Officer (DPO) in the area were seriously injured.

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Uduaghan wins Delta State Re-run elections

The Independent National Electoral Commission INEC has declared Dr Emmanuel Uduaghan as the winner of the governorship re-run election. Uduaghan won with a total vote cast of 275,253, while his closest rival Chief Great Ogboru, of the Democratic Peoples Party got 138,244 votes.

Bootylicious Nicki Minaj

Nicki shows off her *** in a black lacy body stocking in new photo shoot to celebrate her debut album going platinum.
I still insist that ass ain't real....how can?

Fashola finally endorsed by Action Congress of Nigeria

Lagos State Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola endorsed by Action Congress of Nigeria. Endorsement was today 5th January ratified by the party NEC after a marathon meeting in Lagos. It ends the long controversy between Fashola’s political Godfather Bola Tinubu and supporters of the governor who threaten to ...leave the ACN if Tinubu failed to endorse Fashola. Tinubu was present at today’s endorsement